I take my tea with honey.

I get bored.

Then, the cow went, “Moooooove over so mommy can finish reading Fifty Shades of fucking Grey.”

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Utterly brilliant. Read up tweenies. And, mentally incapacitated adults.

luvandhat:

LUV - Objectively, ‘nom’ is a horrible word (well, objectivelyish; it’s French for ‘name’ after all, but go with me on this).

‘Nom’ is the cutesy, picket-fenced reserve of the feyest, namby-pambiest, weakest-chinned internet-based cream puffs imaginable. The sort of person who refers to…

A Beetleinthesky Creation:

Sorry to hear Little Women was written about your balls.

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A Beetleinthesky Creation:

Darling, if we’re going to continue this disturbing relationship, may I at least have your debit card PIN?

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Holy Cow. I cannot stop watching this. 

kellyoxford:

How many moments give you a new catchphrase AND your inner child??
Thank you Toddlers and Tiaras.

Best .gif ever. 

Worst little girl in the world! 

Don’t go see this crap. It’s crap. There’s only one funny line in the whole movie. And, strangely, it doesn’t involve the Mexican kid in pjs and cowboy boots. 

                          A friend has been pregnant for nearly a year.

glamour:

Holiday gift idea for the DIY fashion maven: From the super-iconic London textile company (and department store) comes this inspirational sewing book filled with gorgeous prints and classic silhouettes—just right for the crafty fashionista in your life. The Liberty Book of Home Sewing, $27.50, amazon.com

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